[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “I CAN’T READ THE SCREEN
Bottom Text: I JUST HAD MY EYES DILATED.”]
At first I wondered if there was an eye doctor located close to where I work, but as far as I can tell, there isn’t one… but more often than random chance should imply, I get people who’ve just been, and say the above. Like, on a weekly bases.
SHOULD YOU BE DRIVING?!
I worked valet at the hospitals where these people got there eyes dilated. We just shook our heads and hoped for the best. You’d think someone would have driven them…